Monkey of the Month: Sad orangutan

"The saddest monkey in the world"
All right, well, technically, he's an orangutan. But just look at this little guy - what could he have done so wrong that they put him in jail? Apparently being suspected of carrying dirty monkey diseases.
Here's hoping you're cleared of all charges, my furry friend, and can go back to a luxurious life of eating delicious bananas and wearing women's clothes for the amusement of mankind.
Single tear...
Okay, fine, I'm sitting here openly weeping - weeping for the saddest monkey in the world.
Man, I wish I had a monkey.

4 Comments:
You know whats really sad? He's just in a zoo.
Monkeys should be able to swing free in the jungle. Or be my butler.
Pray for Mojo.
Poor wittle monkey
The monkey does look sad.
But we're not getting a monkey.
I think your wife should let you get a monkey...
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